"Except for politics, no business is scrutinized more exhaustively than journalism."
"Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future."Russell Baker on John F. Kennedy
"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress but I repeat myself."Russell Baker on Mark Twain
"One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors."Russell Baker on Plato
"If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand."Russell Baker on Milton Friedman
"It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything."Russell Baker on Joseph Stalin
"Children rarely want to know who their parents were before they were parents, and when age finally stirs their curiosity, there is no parent left to tell them."
"In an age when the fashion is to be in love with yourself, confessing to be in love with somebody else is an admission of unfaithfulness to one's beloved."
"Rereading A.J. Liebling carries me happily back to an age when all good journalists knew they had plenty to be modest about, and were."
"Those who remember Washington's cold war culture in the 1980s will recall the shocked reactions to Reagan's intervention. People interested in foreign policy were astonished when in 1985 he met alone at Geneva - alone, not a single strategic thinker at his elbow! - with the Soviet Communist master Gorbachev."
"Listen once in a while. It's amazing what you can hear."