"I remember being upset because I was finally legal to drink in Canada, and I decided to throw that all away and move to America, where I had to wait another two years. I came here to do improv and to try to join the Groundlings."
"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."Ryan Reynolds on Steven Wright
"Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery."Ryan Reynolds on Calvin Coolidge
"A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman."Ryan Reynolds on Robert Frost
"Make crime pay. Become a lawyer."Ryan Reynolds on Will Rogers
"Justice in the life and conduct of the State is possible only as first it resides in the hearts and souls of the citizens."Ryan Reynolds on Plato
"Acting has given me a way to channel my angst. I feel like an overweight, pimply faced kid a lot of the time - and finding a way to access that insecurity, and put it toward something creative is incredibly rewarding. I feel very lucky."