"I've dated some women who have turned me on to some funny things that are strange for men to actually do, but these things have become part of my process. I think the things I do for my appearance help make me look better. I even colour my hair because I like how it makes me look."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Ryan Seacrest on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Ryan Seacrest on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Ryan Seacrest on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Ryan Seacrest on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Ryan Seacrest on Elbert Hubbard
"Failure? Scared to death of it."
"As much as we all talk about the future and how so many things are merging, there is a simplicity that is crucial."
"I hope I can help guys come out and say, 'All right, dude, I got a manicure... and I liked it.'"
"With the evolution of technology, kids really need to be computer-savvy."
"Trust me, if I were gay I'd be getting more action than I'm getting now."