"I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe."
"Any woman who understands the problems of running a home will be nearer to understanding the problems of running a country."Ryan Stiles on Margaret Thatcher
"A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body."Ryan Stiles on Benjamin Franklin
"Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts."Ryan Stiles on Oliver Wendell Holmes
"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home."Ryan Stiles on Bill Cosby
"Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in."Ryan Stiles on Robert Frost
"I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around."
"Never trust sheep."