"Never trust sheep."
"Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none."Ryan Stiles on William Shakespeare
"For every good reason there is to lie, there is a better reason to tell the truth."Ryan Stiles on Bo Bennett
"The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool."Ryan Stiles on Stephen King
"Learning to trust is one of life's most difficult tasks."Ryan Stiles on Isaac Watts
"Trust yourself. Create the kind of self that you will be happy to live with all your life. Make the most of yourself by fanning the tiny, inner sparks of possibility into flames of achievement."Ryan Stiles on Golda Meir
"I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around."
"I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe."