"Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century."
"I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel."S. J. Perelman on Maya Angelou
"Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school."S. J. Perelman on Albert Einstein
"We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools."S. J. Perelman on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever."S. J. Perelman on Mahatma Gandhi
"Learn to enjoy every minute of your life. Be happy now. Don't wait for something outside of yourself to make you happy in the future. Think how really precious is the time you have to spend, whether it's at work or with your family. Every minute should be enjoyed and savored."S. J. Perelman on Earl Nightingale
"He bit his lip in a manner which immediately awakened my maternal sympathy, and I helped him bite it."