"O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Saint Augustine on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Saint Augustine on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Saint Augustine on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Saint Augustine on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Saint Augustine on Elbert Hubbard
"What I needed most was to love and to be loved, eager to be caught. Happily I wrapped those painful bonds around me and sure enough, I would be lashed with the red-hot pokers or jealousy, by suspicions and fear, by burst of anger and quarrels."
"Thou must be emptied of that wherewith thou art full, that thou mayest be filled with that whereof thou art empty."
"Since love grows within you, so beauty grows. For love is the beauty of the soul."
"Beauty is indeed a good gift of God but that the good may not think it a great good, God dispenses it even to the wicked."
"Love is the beauty of the soul."