"I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too."
"God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well."Samantha Bee on Voltaire
"The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate."Samantha Bee on Oprah Winfrey
"My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me."Samantha Bee on Jim Valvano
"I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity."Samantha Bee on Eleanor Roosevelt
"The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance."Samantha Bee on Brian Tracy
"Don't judge me. I made a lot of money."