"The rich man's dog gets more in the way of vaccination, medicine and medical care than do the workers upon whom the rich man's wealth is built."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Samora Machel on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Samora Machel on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Samora Machel on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."Samora Machel on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Samora Machel on Erma Bombeck