"In law, nothing is certain but the expense."
"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."Samuel Butler on Steven Wright
"Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery."Samuel Butler on Calvin Coolidge
"A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman."Samuel Butler on Robert Frost
"Make crime pay. Become a lawyer."Samuel Butler on Will Rogers
"Justice in the life and conduct of the State is possible only as first it resides in the hearts and souls of the citizens."Samuel Butler on Plato
"Every man's work, whether it be literature, or music or pictures or architecture or anything else, is always a portrait of himself."
"The history of art is the history of revivals."
"Life is not an exact science, it is an art."
"Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises."
"The sinews of art and literature, like those of war, are money."