"Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Samuel Butler on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Samuel Butler on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Samuel Butler on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Samuel Butler on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Samuel Butler on Elbert Hubbard
"Every man's work, whether it be literature, or music or pictures or architecture or anything else, is always a portrait of himself."
"The history of art is the history of revivals."
"Life is not an exact science, it is an art."
"Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises."
"The sinews of art and literature, like those of war, are money."