"My soul is dark with stormy riot: directly traced over to diet."
"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond."Samuel Hoffenstein on Mae West
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."Samuel Hoffenstein on Jim Davis
"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."Samuel Hoffenstein on Orson Welles
"No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means."Samuel Hoffenstein on Maimonides
"Adopting a new healthier lifestyle can involve changing diet to include more fresh fruit and vegetables as well as increasing levels of exercise."Samuel Hoffenstein on Linford Christie