"Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."Samuel Johnson on Eleanor Roosevelt
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."Samuel Johnson on Marilyn Monroe
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."Samuel Johnson on Friedrich Nietzsche
"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."Samuel Johnson on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."Samuel Johnson on John Lennon
"There are few things that we so unwillingly give up, even in advanced age, as the supposition that we still have the power of ingratiating ourselves with the fair sex."
"Man alone is born crying, lives complaining, and dies disappointed."
"If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair."
"Poetry is the art of uniting pleasure with truth."
"The true art of memory is the art of attention."