"I like my life alone."
"It is strange to be known so universally and yet to be so lonely."Sarah Silverman on Albert Einstein
"Alone we can do so little together we can do so much."Sarah Silverman on Helen Keller
"It's often just enough to be with someone. I don't need to touch them. Not even talk. A feeling passes between you both. You're not alone."Sarah Silverman on Marilyn Monroe
"Associate with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation for it is better to be alone than in bad company."Sarah Silverman on George Washington
"I restore myself when I'm alone."Sarah Silverman on Marilyn Monroe
"And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school."
"Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist."
"But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough."
"I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion."
"Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts."