"It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Satchel Paige on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Satchel Paige on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Satchel Paige on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Satchel Paige on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Satchel Paige on Elbert Hubbard
"Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter."
"How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?"
"The only change is that baseball has turned Paige from a second class citizen to a second class immortal."
"If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts."
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."