"Home is pretty utopian."
"Any woman who understands the problems of running a home will be nearer to understanding the problems of running a country."Scott Adams on Margaret Thatcher
"A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body."Scott Adams on Benjamin Franklin
"Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts."Scott Adams on Oliver Wendell Holmes
"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home."Scott Adams on Bill Cosby
"Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in."Scott Adams on Robert Frost
"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."
"In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks."
"The best things in life are silly."
"The best plan now is to have as many bosses as possible. I call it boss diversity. If you work for a company and you have one boss and that boss doesn't like you or wants to get rid of you, you're in trouble. But if you work for yourself, you have lots of bosses, who are your customers, and if a few of them decide they don't like you, that's okay."
"Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let's face it, a hamster with Alzheimer's could make those kind of numbers. It's great work if you can get it."