"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?"
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."Scott Adams on Albert Einstein
"It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer."Scott Adams on Albert Einstein
"Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking."Scott Adams on Albert Einstein
"Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them."Scott Adams on Albert Einstein
"We should take care not to make the intellect our god it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality."Scott Adams on Albert Einstein
"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."
"In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks."
"The best things in life are silly."
"The best plan now is to have as many bosses as possible. I call it boss diversity. If you work for a company and you have one boss and that boss doesn't like you or wants to get rid of you, you're in trouble. But if you work for yourself, you have lots of bosses, who are your customers, and if a few of them decide they don't like you, that's okay."
"Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let's face it, a hamster with Alzheimer's could make those kind of numbers. It's great work if you can get it."