"Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart."
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."Scott Adams on Mark Twain
"The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax."Scott Adams on Albert Einstein
"There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure."Scott Adams on Colin Powell
"Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all."Scott Adams on Dale Carnegie
"If there is anything that a man can do well, I say let him do it. Give him a chance."Scott Adams on Abraham Lincoln
"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."
"In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks."
"The best things in life are silly."
"The best plan now is to have as many bosses as possible. I call it boss diversity. If you work for a company and you have one boss and that boss doesn't like you or wants to get rid of you, you're in trouble. But if you work for yourself, you have lots of bosses, who are your customers, and if a few of them decide they don't like you, that's okay."
"Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let's face it, a hamster with Alzheimer's could make those kind of numbers. It's great work if you can get it."