"There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours."
"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."Scott Adams on Abraham Lincoln
"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."Scott Adams on Winston Churchill
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."Scott Adams on Robert A. Heinlein
"Time spent with cats is never wasted."Scott Adams on Sigmund Freud
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."Scott Adams on Josh Billings
"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."
"In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks."
"The best things in life are silly."
"The best plan now is to have as many bosses as possible. I call it boss diversity. If you work for a company and you have one boss and that boss doesn't like you or wants to get rid of you, you're in trouble. But if you work for yourself, you have lots of bosses, who are your customers, and if a few of them decide they don't like you, that's okay."
"Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let's face it, a hamster with Alzheimer's could make those kind of numbers. It's great work if you can get it."