"I'm not really cool, or dashing, or any of those things."
"Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances."Scott Thompson on Thomas Jefferson
"Rather be dead than cool."Scott Thompson on Kurt Cobain
"All women do have a different sense of sexuality, or sense of fun, or sense of like what's sexy or cool or tough."Scott Thompson on Angelina Jolie
"Let your soul stand cool and composed before a million universes."Scott Thompson on Walt Whitman
"It's really kind of cool to have solar panels on your roof."Scott Thompson on Bill Gates
"In France, everyone speaks French 'cause they think it's cool. Gives 'em, gives 'em an excuse to smoke."
"When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction."
"When you are not treated seriously, you develop comically. Its sense of oneself is so fractured and fragile that it's like the picked-on kid who has to become funny."
"I think the Canadian sense of humor is dryer than America's and juicier than Britain's. I think it's a cross between the two of them, really."
"I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor."