"When I came out of my mom's womb, I had 'sitcom' stamped on my forehead."
"My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother. I attribute all my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her."Sean Hayes on George Washington
"The natural state of motherhood is unselfishness. When you become a mother, you are no longer the center of your own universe. You relinquish that position to your children."Sean Hayes on Jessica Lange
"My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it."Sean Hayes on Mark Twain
"Men are what their mothers made them."Sean Hayes on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"My mother said to me, 'If you are a soldier, you will become a general. If you are a monk, you will become the Pope.' Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso."Sean Hayes on Pablo Picasso
"I think because my life is so insane and it's constantly going at 120 miles per hour, my favorite thing to do is sit at home in front of the TV and check out."
"I like to be busy and I like to have places to go in the morning, when I get up."