"I'm one of those hovering mothers and I know it's really important to have an independent child, so I'm trying to back off, but it's hard. I love him so much, and he's so funny and cute to me."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Selma Blair on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Selma Blair on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Selma Blair on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Selma Blair on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Selma Blair on Elbert Hubbard
"I used to wear a lot of red lipstick, and when I got a pimple, I'd cover it up with eyeliner to turn it into a beauty mark."
"I'm flatchested, I'm short, I'm brunette, I have droopy eyes, and so people have a hard time casting me as a 'beauty.'"
"I have very little faith that I'll ever find someone. I've had some bad luck and I've made some bad choices - not in men, but in how I've chosen to deal with relationships."
"Bathroom humor, fart, and poo poo humor in movies gets a laugh. It's a pretty easy audience, and that's been around for ages."
"It's fun to play mom. Last I knew I was playing a 17-year-old who graduated."