"I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in that good shape. Being in good shape implies a level of vanity that isn't necessarily funny."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Seth Rogen on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Seth Rogen on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Seth Rogen on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Seth Rogen on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Seth Rogen on Elbert Hubbard
"The current Babe Ruth of improv? Sacha Baron Cohen. He's pretty amazing."
"My mom's a social worker, and my dad works in non-profit organisations."
"I feel like if I won an award and I was giving my speech and the music started, that's all I'd remember, the humiliation I felt when the music started. It would mar the entire experience for me."
"Luckily, I think, I never really wanted to be famous, I just wanted to make movies."
"I remember, when I was an up-and-coming comic, how annoyed I would be when the famous guys would show up and just take everyone's spots."