"Marriage can be expensive, and if I lose millions then it'll be the best millions I've spent."
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."Seth Rogen on Mignon McLaughlin
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."Seth Rogen on Socrates
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."Seth Rogen on Friedrich Nietzsche
"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."Seth Rogen on Oscar Wilde
"Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."Seth Rogen on James C. Dobson
"The current Babe Ruth of improv? Sacha Baron Cohen. He's pretty amazing."
"My mom's a social worker, and my dad works in non-profit organisations."
"I feel like if I won an award and I was giving my speech and the music started, that's all I'd remember, the humiliation I felt when the music started. It would mar the entire experience for me."
"Luckily, I think, I never really wanted to be famous, I just wanted to make movies."
"I remember, when I was an up-and-coming comic, how annoyed I would be when the famous guys would show up and just take everyone's spots."