"It's funny how intimate it feels to get a text."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Sophie Ellis Bextor on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Sophie Ellis Bextor on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Sophie Ellis Bextor on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Sophie Ellis Bextor on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Sophie Ellis Bextor on Elbert Hubbard
"I used to be hung up on my figure, but it's a waste of time. I don't believe in diets. Have four pints one night, be healthy the next."
"My parents separated when I was four. It wasn't the smoothest of divorces, but then as my mother always says, you can't have a passionate marriage without a passionate divorce."
"I'd never really thought about it before, but now you ask I can see that how my parents handled money definitely affected my relationship with it."
"On my wedding day. I didn't want a natural, blushing-bride look - I had a full-on hairdo and red lips. I thought it would be disingenuous to do the whole virginal look, so even though I had the white dress, I had pink net underneath."