"Harvard Medical School, the University of South Florida and the American Psychiatric Association have all conducted studies showing that the earlier one begins gambling, the more likely it is he or she will become an addicted, problem gambler."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Spencer Bachus on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Spencer Bachus on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Spencer Bachus on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."Spencer Bachus on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Spencer Bachus on Erma Bombeck
"Shockingly, a University of Pennsylvania study says the number of young people addicted to gambling - largely due to increased exposure to the Internet and Internet gambling - grew by an alarming 20 percent between 2004 and 2005 alone."
"Most illegals are without health insurance, and when these workers need emergency healthcare, the American taxpayer gets stuck with the bill."
"Illegal immigrants are beginning to comprise a black market class of workers in our society, jeopardizing the financial health of companies which play by the rules, while themselves vulnerable to the exploitation by those willing to take advantage of their illegal status."
"Today, the technology is there to give early and normally ample warning when a powerful tornado approaches. When a tornado strikes, all of us are at risk."