"I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge."
"To keep the body in good health is a duty... otherwise we shall not be able to keep our mind strong and clear."Spike Milligan on Buddha
"The wish for healing has always been half of health."Spike Milligan on Lucius Annaeus Seneca
"A healthy attitude is contagious but don't wait to catch it from others. Be a carrier."Spike Milligan on Tom Stoppard
"Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul."Spike Milligan on John Muir
"'Tis healthy to be sick sometimes."Spike Milligan on Henry David Thoreau
"A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree."
"My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic."
"How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven."
"I can speak Esperanto like a native."
"And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected."