"Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy."
"When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life now that I am old I know that it is."Spike Milligan on Oscar Wilde
"A little thought and a little kindness are often worth more than a great deal of money."Spike Milligan on John Ruskin
"Money has never made man happy, nor will it, there is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more of it one has the more one wants."Spike Milligan on Benjamin Franklin
"The lack of money is the root of all evil."Spike Milligan on Mark Twain
"Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it."Spike Milligan on Mark Twain
"A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree."
"My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic."
"How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven."
"I can speak Esperanto like a native."
"And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected."