"Three things have been difficult to tame: the oceans, fools and women. We may soon be able to tame the oceans fools and women will take a little longer."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."Spiro T. Agnew on Eleanor Roosevelt
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."Spiro T. Agnew on Marilyn Monroe
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."Spiro T. Agnew on Friedrich Nietzsche
"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."Spiro T. Agnew on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."Spiro T. Agnew on John Lennon
"A tiny and closed fraternity of privileged men, elected by no one, and enjoying a monopoly sanctioned and licensed by government."
"An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike."
"Confronted with the choice, the American people would choose the policeman's truncheon over the anarchist's bomb."
"The American people should be made aware of the trend toward monopolization of the great public information vehicles and the concentration of more and more power over public opinion in fewer and fewer hands."