"I liked getting the best villain award. I thought that was funny."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Stephen Dorff on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Stephen Dorff on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Stephen Dorff on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Stephen Dorff on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Stephen Dorff on Elbert Hubbard
"I don't want to just be in the normal kind of teen movie."
"I guess what I learned the most was to feel lucky with what I have been able to accomplish and what I have and to feel humble about the people I have been able to work with."