"But happiness is no respecter of persons."
"Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open."Stephen Fry on John Barrymore
"Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions."Stephen Fry on Dalai Lama
"Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be."Stephen Fry on Abraham Lincoln
"I am determined to be cheerful and happy in whatever situation I may find myself. For I have learned that the greater part of our misery or unhappiness is determined not by our circumstance but by our disposition."Stephen Fry on Martha Washington
"Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony."Stephen Fry on Mahatma Gandhi
"I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me."
"I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself."
"I've never had any illusions about being a lead actor in films, because lead actors have to be of a certain kind. Apart from the beauty of looks and figure, which I cannot claim to have, there's just a particular kind of ordinary-Joe quality that a film star needs to have."
"Many people would no more think of entering journalism than the sewage business - which at least does us all some good."
"Taste every fruit of every tree in the garden at least once. It is an insult to creation not to experience it fully. Temperance is wickedness."