"Christmas to a child is the first terrible proof that to travel hopefully is better than to arrive."
"Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas."Stephen Fry on Calvin Coolidge
"He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree."Stephen Fry on Roy L. Smith
"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."Stephen Fry on George Carlin
"Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store."Stephen Fry on Dr. Seuss
"A good conscience is a continual Christmas."Stephen Fry on Benjamin Franklin
"I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me."
"I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself."
"I've never had any illusions about being a lead actor in films, because lead actors have to be of a certain kind. Apart from the beauty of looks and figure, which I cannot claim to have, there's just a particular kind of ordinary-Joe quality that a film star needs to have."
"Many people would no more think of entering journalism than the sewage business - which at least does us all some good."
"Taste every fruit of every tree in the garden at least once. It is an insult to creation not to experience it fully. Temperance is wickedness."