"I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me."
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."Stephen Fry on Mark Twain
"Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young."Stephen Fry on Henry Ford
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."Stephen Fry on Mark Twain
"True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country."Stephen Fry on Kurt Vonnegut
"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."Stephen Fry on Robert Frost
"I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself."
"I've never had any illusions about being a lead actor in films, because lead actors have to be of a certain kind. Apart from the beauty of looks and figure, which I cannot claim to have, there's just a particular kind of ordinary-Joe quality that a film star needs to have."
"Many people would no more think of entering journalism than the sewage business - which at least does us all some good."
"Taste every fruit of every tree in the garden at least once. It is an insult to creation not to experience it fully. Temperance is wickedness."
"I am a lover of truth, a worshipper of freedom, a celebrant at the altar of language and purity and tolerance."