"I like to think of myself at home in the armchair, writing, smoking and occasionally wandering down the shop."
"Any woman who understands the problems of running a home will be nearer to understanding the problems of running a country."Stephen Fry on Margaret Thatcher
"A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body."Stephen Fry on Benjamin Franklin
"Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts."Stephen Fry on Oliver Wendell Holmes
"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home."Stephen Fry on Bill Cosby
"Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in."Stephen Fry on Robert Frost
"I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me."
"I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself."
"I've never had any illusions about being a lead actor in films, because lead actors have to be of a certain kind. Apart from the beauty of looks and figure, which I cannot claim to have, there's just a particular kind of ordinary-Joe quality that a film star needs to have."
"Many people would no more think of entering journalism than the sewage business - which at least does us all some good."
"Taste every fruit of every tree in the garden at least once. It is an insult to creation not to experience it fully. Temperance is wickedness."