"Many people would no more think of entering journalism than the sewage business - which at least does us all some good."
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."Stephen Fry on Mark Twain
"The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax."Stephen Fry on Albert Einstein
"There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure."Stephen Fry on Colin Powell
"Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all."Stephen Fry on Dale Carnegie
"If there is anything that a man can do well, I say let him do it. Give him a chance."Stephen Fry on Abraham Lincoln
"I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me."
"I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself."
"I've never had any illusions about being a lead actor in films, because lead actors have to be of a certain kind. Apart from the beauty of looks and figure, which I cannot claim to have, there's just a particular kind of ordinary-Joe quality that a film star needs to have."
"Taste every fruit of every tree in the garden at least once. It is an insult to creation not to experience it fully. Temperance is wickedness."
"I am a lover of truth, a worshipper of freedom, a celebrant at the altar of language and purity and tolerance."