"The prospects for a coherent, hilarious and consistent American comedy seem to lessen every year, as the poor waterlogged, gassy corpse called 'Evan Almighty' proved when it floated ashore recently. So there's a temptation to think too highly of Robin Williams's uneven but occasionally funny 'License to Wed.'"
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Stephen Hunter on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Stephen Hunter on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Stephen Hunter on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Stephen Hunter on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Stephen Hunter on Elbert Hubbard
"If you have only 95 minutes of material, make an only 95-minute movie. Amazing how often that's forgotten."
"I never feel so utterly fraudulent as when I review a movie whose charms impress all in the world and I simply do not get it. The other variant is that I love something the world disdains. This has had severe career consequences: I am still famous - or notorious - in certain quarters where I am recalled as the man who liked 'Hudson Hawk.'"
"Now, I am about to be nailed as the man who disliked 'Howl's Moving Castle.' Lord, give me strength! Also, IT, please disconnect the e-mail thing."