"I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Stephen King on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Stephen King on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Stephen King on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Stephen King on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Stephen King on Elbert Hubbard
"A lot of us grow up and we grow out of the literal interpretation that we get when we're children, but we bear the scars all our life. Whether they're scars of beauty or scars of ugliness, it's pretty much in the eye of the beholder."
"Like anything else that happens on its own, the act of writing is beyond currency. Money is great stuff to have, but when it comes to the act of creation, the best thing is not to think of money too much. It constipates the whole process."
"But I think talent as a writer is hard-wired in, it's all there, at least the basic elements of it. You can't change it any more than you can choose whether to be right handed or left handed."
"We like to think about how smart we are. But I think talent as a writer is hard-wired in, it's all there, at least the basic elements of it. You can't change it any more than you can choose whether to be right handed or left handed."
"I never saw any of my dad's stories. My mother said he had piles and piles of manuscripts."