"A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better."
"Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth."Stephen Leacock on Marcus Aurelius
"Anyone who doesn't take truth seriously in small matters cannot be trusted in large ones either."Stephen Leacock on Albert Einstein
"Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth."Stephen Leacock on Buddha
"I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in reality. This is why right, temporarily defeated, is stronger than evil triumphant."Stephen Leacock on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."Stephen Leacock on Winston Churchill
"It takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse. This, however, I have. I get it at about forty cents a flask, and take it as required."
"I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it."
"Personally, I would sooner have written Alice in Wonderland than the whole Encyclopedia Britannica."
"Advertising: the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it."
"Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl."