"Advertising: the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it."
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."Stephen Leacock on Albert Einstein
"It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer."Stephen Leacock on Albert Einstein
"Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking."Stephen Leacock on Albert Einstein
"Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them."Stephen Leacock on Albert Einstein
"We should take care not to make the intellect our god it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality."Stephen Leacock on Albert Einstein
"It takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse. This, however, I have. I get it at about forty cents a flask, and take it as required."
"I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it."
"Personally, I would sooner have written Alice in Wonderland than the whole Encyclopedia Britannica."
"Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl."
"Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect."