"Electricity is of two kinds, positive and negative. The difference is, I presume, that one comes a little more expensive, but is more durable the other is a cheaper thing, but the moths get into it."
"The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge."Stephen Leacock on Albert Einstein
"I do believe we're all connected. I do believe in positive energy. I do believe in the power of prayer. I do believe in putting good out into the world. And I believe in taking care of each other."Stephen Leacock on Harvey Fierstein
"Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results."Stephen Leacock on Willie Nelson
"Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will."Stephen Leacock on Zig Ziglar
"If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes."Stephen Leacock on John Wooden
"It takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse. This, however, I have. I get it at about forty cents a flask, and take it as required."
"I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it."
"Personally, I would sooner have written Alice in Wonderland than the whole Encyclopedia Britannica."
"Advertising: the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it."
"Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl."