"Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl."
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."Stephen Leacock on Mignon McLaughlin
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."Stephen Leacock on Socrates
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."Stephen Leacock on Friedrich Nietzsche
"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."Stephen Leacock on Oscar Wilde
"Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."Stephen Leacock on James C. Dobson
"It takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse. This, however, I have. I get it at about forty cents a flask, and take it as required."
"I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it."
"Personally, I would sooner have written Alice in Wonderland than the whole Encyclopedia Britannica."
"Advertising: the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it."
"Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect."