"People are on their computers more than watching TV, because you can only watch voyeur TV, which is basically what reality shows are, for so long."
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."Stephen Root on Emo Philips
"Computers are like Old Testament gods lots of rules and no mercy."Stephen Root on Joseph Campbell
"I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image."Stephen Root on Stephen Hawking
"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."Stephen Root on Pablo Picasso
"I think it's fair to say that personal computers have become the most empowering tool we've ever created. They're tools of communication, they're tools of creativity, and they can be shaped by their user."Stephen Root on Bill Gates