"I think we'll be in pretty good shape. We've got the same car we ran in all the speedway races since 2001, and it's been a real good car for us. It's led every race we've been in."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Sterling Marlin on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Sterling Marlin on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Sterling Marlin on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Sterling Marlin on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Sterling Marlin on Steven Wright
"A guy came to the shop every day. A lot of guys put the foam like stuff that forms to you, kinda like the Indy car guys run. He fitted it up and it felt real good, so we're going to try to run it."