"You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Steve Irwin on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Steve Irwin on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Steve Irwin on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Steve Irwin on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Steve Irwin on Elbert Hubbard
"The first crocodile I ever caught was at nine years of age, and it was a rescue."
"My dad taught me from my youngest childhood memories through these connections with Aboriginal and tribal people that you must always protect people's sacred status, regardless of the pest."
"Since I was a boy, from this house, I was out rescuing crocodiles and snakes. My mum and dad were very passionate about that and, I was lucky enough to go along."
"There's a lot of research behind the scenes that you don't get to see, but I have an instinct that my dad nurtured from when I was born. I was very lucky then."
"I believe that education is all about being excited about something. Seeing passion and enthusiasm helps push an educational message."