"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
"When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life now that I am old I know that it is."Steve Martin on Oscar Wilde
"A little thought and a little kindness are often worth more than a great deal of money."Steve Martin on John Ruskin
"Money has never made man happy, nor will it, there is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more of it one has the more one wants."Steve Martin on Benjamin Franklin
"The lack of money is the root of all evil."Steve Martin on Mark Twain
"Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it."Steve Martin on Mark Twain
"I think I meant that, given the circumstances of my childhood, I had the illusion that it's easier to be alone. To have your relationships be casual and also to pose as a solitary person, because it was more romantic. You know, I was raised on the idea of the ramblin' man and the loner."
"Throughout my whole life, as a performer, I've never played with a band. I've always played alone, so I was never required to stay in rhythm or anything. So it was a real different experience for me to start playing with a band. There were so many basic things for me to learn."
"Talking about music is like dancing about architecture."
"What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke."
"I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot."