"I went to a football school, which meant that I went to a university that served up education and was simultaneously operating a sports franchise."
"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."Susan Orlean on Michael Jordan
"It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling."Susan Orlean on Mark Twain
"Golf is a good walk spoiled."Susan Orlean on Mark Twain
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."Susan Orlean on Hunter S. Thompson
"Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after."Susan Orlean on Henry David Thoreau
"I once had a boyfriend who couldn't write unless he was wearing a necktie and a dress shirt, which I thought was really weird, because this was a long time ago, and no one I knew ever wore dress shirts, let alone neckties it was like he was a grown-up reenacter or something."
"One of my favorite activities as a teen-ager was to watch television over the phone with my best friend."
"My ace in the hole as a human being used to be my capacity for remembering birthdays. I worked at it. Whenever I made a new friend, I made a point of finding out his or her birthday early on, and I would record it in my Filofax calendar."
"I want a chainsaw very badly, because I think cutting down a tree would be unbelievably satisfying. I have asked for a chainsaw for my birthday, but I think I'll probably be given jewelry instead."
"I want to let my friend Buster know that I would like to have dinner with him tonight. Does Buster work at home? Then how likely is he to have his cell phone on? Is he one of those people who only turns on his cell when he's in his car? I hate that."