"I think people are sexy when they have a sense of humor, when they are smart, when they have some sense of style, when they are kind, when they express their own opinions, when they are creative, when they have character."
"A joke is a very serious thing."Suzanne Vega on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."Suzanne Vega on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."Suzanne Vega on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."Suzanne Vega on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."Suzanne Vega on Henry Ward Beecher
"You have to defend your honor. And your family."
"In the end, my pursuit of the elusive New York State driver's license became about much more than a divorced woman's learning to drive for the first time."
"If you have to fight a crowd of boys, it's best to go for the biggest one. That way you won't have to fight them all. The others will see that you mean business and you will win their respect."