"If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Tallulah Bankhead on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Tallulah Bankhead on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Tallulah Bankhead on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Tallulah Bankhead on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Tallulah Bankhead on Elbert Hubbard
"I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone."
"(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car."
"I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education."
"Television could perform a great service in mass education, but there's no indication its sponsors have anything like this on their minds."
"Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time."