"Fortunately, as it pertains to guns, my dad and uncle introduced me to guns the way it needs to be done: smart, slow and safe."
"It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father."Ted Nugent on Pope John XXIII
"When one has not had a good father, one must create one."Ted Nugent on Friedrich Nietzsche
"My father? I never knew him. Never even seen a picture of him."Ted Nugent on Eminem
"I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much."Ted Nugent on Hedy Lamarr
"Whoever does not have a good father should procure one."Ted Nugent on Friedrich Nietzsche
"I am Classic Rock Revisited. I revisit it every waking moment of my life because it has the spirit and the attitude and the fire and the middle finger. I am Rosa Parks with a Gibson guitar."
"Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno... I think he's one of the best hunting dogs in the world."
"Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak."
"For the Nugent family, fast food is a running herbivore."
"I'm healthy, have a loving and adorable family, great hunting dogs, a gravity defying musical career and most importantly, fuzzy-headed idiots hate me."