"I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness."
"Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open."Ted Nugent on John Barrymore
"Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions."Ted Nugent on Dalai Lama
"Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be."Ted Nugent on Abraham Lincoln
"I am determined to be cheerful and happy in whatever situation I may find myself. For I have learned that the greater part of our misery or unhappiness is determined not by our circumstance but by our disposition."Ted Nugent on Martha Washington
"Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony."Ted Nugent on Mahatma Gandhi
"I am Classic Rock Revisited. I revisit it every waking moment of my life because it has the spirit and the attitude and the fire and the middle finger. I am Rosa Parks with a Gibson guitar."
"Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno... I think he's one of the best hunting dogs in the world."
"Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak."
"Fortunately, as it pertains to guns, my dad and uncle introduced me to guns the way it needs to be done: smart, slow and safe."
"For the Nugent family, fast food is a running herbivore."